‘I’m a fucking baby…entertainment me.’ - bread
burn baby burn #inferno #Danbrown #reading
testing new app recipes…and my guinea pigs.
appeasing my inner six year old by playing with my cheese string before I eat it!
rocking the skull’n’bows today #skullnbows
cake is a vehicle for getting icing in my mouth. #getinthere
All I’m saying is that if this is a Rorschach test, I see a penis. And no, I don’t see an elephant.
I’m going to a sexed up ballet with whips and chains and I haven’t shaved my legs.
oh god…its snowing. This is all my fault. I’m so sorry.
I wore flip flops today guys, so if there’s another winter storm next week, that’s my bad.
just having one if those mornings where three Keurig is taking too long.
@sallymander82 is teaching Emma to watch TV.
what are these tools of torture that have been placed in the car?
one of these guys is my date for the night *queue the over the top eyeroll